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    13 August

    几件小事

    今年五月份的时候,我去配眼镜。眼睛店里给我验光的是一个老师傅。校准度数的时候,老人和我说,我往镜子上加度数,每加一次我们就来看看一遍视力表,如果你觉得特别清楚就告诉我。我点头说好。于是一片一片加上度数。当一块镜片加上去的时候,我明显感到清晰,于是说:师傅,可以了,现在很清楚了。老师傅点点头说好,然后抽掉了最后加上去的那块镜片,读数。我很奇怪,就问:师傅最后的一块镜片为什么要抽掉啊?老师傅一笑,然后说:小伙子,人啊,不能看得那么清楚,什么都看清楚了,会晕的。
     
    上个周末,出去找朋友玩。出门楼下,几个大娘在唠家常。俺经过的时候,一个大娘叫住我:先生,现在几点了啊?俺笑着弯下腰说:大娘您可别折我哈,在您面前我怎么担的起先生两个字啊,现在差十分十一点。大娘一愣,旋即说:呦,这就十一点了啊,小伙子,日子不扛过啊!
     
    几日前,偶然认识一个姐姐,有房有车,衣食无忧,胸怀坦荡,心直口快,和她聊的很投机。唯有一点觉得很诧异,姐姐年过30还没有结婚,于是试探的小声问:姐姐为啥不找个男人?话一出口,我就后悔,觉得自己的问题坦诚有余,含蓄不足。谁知姐姐笑答:你是问我需要男人还是问我需要性?当时走在街路上,行人攘攘,众人闻言侧目,姐姐脸未红而我已窘。始知,我不仅含蓄不足,坦诚亦不足矣,嘿嘿。
     
    一人,一事,一言,一行,点滴不大,震撼不小。

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    我在注视着屏幕 wrote:
    恩。。。第三个故事的确没有讲完。。。为啥不继续呢?三十如狼。。。。
    兄弟你加油
    29 Oct.
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    CC wrote:
    点你咯。请回答四十个问题。问题在我SPACE里.
    18 Oct.
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    ddzh wrote:
    这些都是小聪明,做人小聪明固然需要学,但并非难事,稍用心即可;做人难在大智慧,洋洋要多在后者上努力。
    22 Aug.
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    McChina wrote:
    能看清其实也挺好的....
    22 Aug.
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    CoscoPany wrote:
    哈哈
    这个故事的下文不知道什么时候出来哦
    耐心等待
    很快就搞定了
    到时候一定成了报纸头条
    17 Aug.
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    Saviour_lee wrote:
    期待着下文:

    昨天·今天·明天
    - JJ与我间不得不说的二三事

    标题帮你开好了,哈哈
    Tsingyuan去了北京果然不一样啊
    17 Aug.
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    E_Bently wrote:
    期待发生匪夷所思的事情
    16 Aug.
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    lsq wrote:
    呵呵,有意思,强烈要求开个《我与jj的故事》专栏
    16 Aug.
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    Luilayshen wrote:
    刘洋,你好单纯哦~~
    嘻嘻,讲话做事都要三思而行嘛,
    省得最后自己尴尬咯~~
    16 Aug.
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    小皮~喵呜~ wrote:
    哈哈,然后你是怎么回答的?你真是冒险。。。太pf了,好纯洁的DD啊。三十岁的单身女人还是很难搞定的,你慢慢来。
    16 Aug.
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    wxm wrote:
    那老师傅真的给你抽掉了一块儿镜片吗?

    照你的推荐,也开一块儿田。不过,从一开始我就觉得恐怕不会精心耕种……
    15 Aug.
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    牛star wrote:
    呵呵!!大家好像很关心楼主的最后一个故事啊!!
    15 Aug.
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    沙漠玫瑰520 wrote:
    下次问为啥不找个伴比较好,这年头,同志比较多
    15 Aug.
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    FlounderingFlounder wrote:
    同意二楼的话!tsingyuan胆还不够大,对话应该接下来继续。。。。
    15 Aug.
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    Jessie wrote:
    tsingyuan的故事就是有趣,强烈要求连载
    14 Aug.
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    Tsingyuan空空道人 wrote:
    sigh,你们这群超级误解王~

    好事你们都不想啊,怎么歪你们怎么想,55555……
    14 Aug.
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    Nan wrote:
    haha! I agree! tsingyuan的话说得好容易让人误会哦,真是个单纯的小男生,嘿嘿:P
    14 Aug.
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    HastyArkXu wrote:
    严重认为故事应该不会结束.
    14 Aug.
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    parabola wrote:
    严重怀疑那个jj以为tsingyuan要示爱……
    14 Aug.
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    Andrew wrote:
    "几日前,偶然认识一个姐姐,有房有车,衣食无忧,胸怀坦荡,心直口快,和她聊的很投机。唯有一点觉得很诧异,姐姐年过30还没有结婚,于是试探的小声问:姐姐为啥不找个男人?话一出口,我就后悔,觉得自己的问题坦诚有余,含蓄不足。谁知姐姐笑答:你是问我需要男人还是问我需要性?当时走在街路上,行人攘攘,众人闻言侧目,姐姐脸未红而我已窘。始知,我不仅含蓄不足,坦诚亦不足矣。"
    其实那姐姐误会tsingyuan的意思了...
    14 Aug.

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